Sunday, August 29, 2010

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Independent:

Malouda swift to break Stoke's stranglehold
Chelsea 2 Stoke City 0

By Mark Fleming at Stamford Bridge

Florent Malouda describes the carefree fluency Chelsea have displayed in their opening Premier League games as feeling "like I was back in my garden". And well he might, for things are certainly looking rosy for Malouda and the rest of the defending champions. Stoke City provided stiffer opposition than either West Bromwich Albion or Wigan had managed on the previous two weekends but the champions were unruffled.
Malouda and Didier Drogba both scored to take their personal tallies to four goals apiece this season, while Chelsea's collective record reads played three, won three, scored 14, conceded 0.
After the game Stoke's manager, Tony Pulis, seemed more concerned with Chelsea's London neighbours Arsenal, attacking their manager, Arsène Wenger, over his suggestion that Ryan Shawcross kicked Tottenham's goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes last week. "It was totally and utterly out of order," Pulis said. "It is not what you expect from a person of Wenger's esteem. The club will deal with it in the right and proper manner. We have written to the Football Association, the Premier League and to Arsenal. If you say he said it to sidetrack and influence the referee, then I would agree with you."
Stoke made life as difficult as they could for Chelsea, squeezing the play into a zone that ran for 20 yards from the edge of their penalty area. Every Stoke outfield player apart from Kenwyne Jones spent most of the game in that confined area, content to let Chelsea pass the ball about just as long as they did not get too close to goal.
However, Chelsea's newly found ability to play off the cuff, to improvise and create the unexpected, was the decisive factor. Malouda broke the Stoke resistance with a simple goal, cutting through the visitors' defence with sudden and unexpected ease.
The improvisation came from John Terry who, picking up a loose ball on the halfway line, ran at the back- pedalling Stoke defence before rolling the ideal ball into the path of Malouda's run. The Frenchman finished with the confidence you might expect from a player who has now scored four goals from three games.
Chelsea went in at half-time 1-0 up, but it could so easily have been more. Frank Lampard was guilty of missing a penalty when Malouda was fouled by Shawcross, placing his kick far too close to Stoke's goalkeeper, Thomas Sorensen, who saved low to his left.
It was Lampard's third successive penalty miss, after failed attempts from 12 yards against Portsmouth in the FA Cup final and for England in a pre-World Cup friendly against Japan. Maybe it is time for the midfielder to be relieved of this responsibility, for both club and country.
Chelsea also hit the bar when Ashley Cole met Drogba's cross with an athletic volley.
But Stoke do the simple things well, and after an hour their dogged resistance seemed to have taken the edge off Chelsea's verve and invention. Sensing a surprise point could be a possibility, Stoke poked their noses out of their own half and immediately started to cause problems. Matthew Etherington's shot was charged down by Drogba, and then the substitute Glenn Whelan thundered a wonderful effort from 30 yards that beat Petr Cech in the Chelsea goal but smacked squarely against the crossbar.
With the visitors starting to push forward, space opened up for Chelsea, who went further ahead with a goal on the break. Drogba's long ball found Nicolas Anelka, who was brought down by Sorensen for Chelsea's second penaltyof the game. Lampard had already been replaced by Salomon Kalou, so Drogba took responsibility and scored with little fuss.
Carlo Ancelotti, Chelsea's manager, was not entirely happy, however. "It was not our best performance, we didn't have a high tempo," he said.

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Observer:

Didier Drogba on the spot in comfortable win for Chelsea over Stoke
Chelsea 2 Malouda 32, Drogba (pen) 77 Stoke City 0
Conrad Leach at Stamford Bridge


When Chelsea have got over the shock and shame of not winning 6-0 – as they had done in their first two games of this season – they will realise the value of this rather more subdued scoreline. As they have already proved this campaign, creating chances is not a problem for Carlo Ancelotti's side, but sometimes the putts don't drop. If they had, then they might even have equalled the 7-0 thrashing they doled out to Stoke City on this ground in April. After all, when Ashley Cole could have scored twice, you know there are goals to be had.
Instead it was two of the regulars on the scoresheet, Florent Malouda and Didier Drogba, who ensured Chelsea go into the international break top of the nascent Premier League table.
Having hammered West Brom and Wigan on the first two weekends, Ancelotti could hardly have asked the fixture computer for a more favourable third game than Stoke, at home, if he had programmed it himself. As it was, until Drogba, from the penalty spot, scored the Blues' second goal, 14 minutes from time, the league champions risked embarrassment.
Ancelotti said: "Today was not our best but the result was important. There was a lot of difficulty as we didn't have a high tempo. I'm happy because we won, didn't concede a goal, and maintained [their place on the] top of the table. In the first half it was better and we could have scored more than one goal. The second half was more difficult."
That point was made clear by Glenn Whelan after 66 minutes. The Stoke substitute scored a winning goal at Spurs last season, and this time he almost made a difference again. The Irish midfielder tried his luck from 35 yards out but saw his effort rebound off Petr Cech's bar. And with that went Stoke's hopes of their first point of the season, although Tony Pulis, their manager, felt their performances so far have merited some reward.
"We had our moments but overall Chelsea were the better team," Pulis said. "They have some great players and had numerous opportunities but I give credit to our lads for the work they put in."
They might have prevented a third consecutive defeat if either of their chances inside the first 10 minutes had gone in, the first when Dean Whitehead tested Cech from 18 yards, the second when Jonathan Walters saw his lob clear Cech but also the crossbar.
By that time, Cole had already hooked his first chance wide, and then the hosts won a penalty when Malouda was brought down by Ryan Shawcross. However, Thomas Sorensen guessed correctly and dived low to his left to save Frank Lampard's spot-kick, the third consecutive penalty the England midfielder has missed for club and country.
It was a tame effort and could be explained by the fact he now needs groin surgery, which Ancelotti revealed afterwards will happen in midweek. It will rule him out of both of England's Euro 2012 qualifiers in the next 10 days.
But with Chelsea in their current form, they have plenty of goalscoring options and Malouda is one of them, although the source was unusual, with John Terry supplying the pass on the counterattack after 32 minutes. The French winger's fourth goal of the season was smartly taken after the Chelsea captain picked him out in the penalty area.
If Cole's volley a minute later had gone in instead of hitting the crossbar, Stoke might have wilted but they were able to cling on until Chelsea were awarded their second penalty of the day. Drogba picked out Nicolas Anelka with a long pass but Sorensen, rushing to the edge of his area, fouled the Frenchman. With Lampard off the pitch, Drobga reminded his team-mate what to do from 12 yards.

THE FANS' PLAYER RATINGS AND VERDICT

KAREN CHILDS, Observer reader
I always thought Stoke were going to be a tough, feisty team to play, and we didn't have a great start with Lampard having a penalty saved but we were fine – we really look like we're playing as a team. Stoke played well in parts and it was the toughest game we've had so far but it was still fairly comfortable and could have been 4-0. Essien was brilliant and Mikel is blossoming; he used to be a loose cannon under pressure but he looks much more confident and composed now. Cole had a great game and could have scored twice. Ramires came on with only nine minutes left so it was difficult to gauge him on that.

The fan's player ratings Cech 7; Ferreira 6, Alex 8, Terry 7, Cole 8; Essien 8 (Ramires 84 n/a), Mikel 9, Lampard 6 (Kalou 72 6); Anelka 7 (Sturridge 81 7), Drogba 8, Malouda 7

RICHARD MURPHY, Author, Stoke City On This Day

This trip to Stamford Bridge was so much better than the last one! We played quite well and certainly didn't disgrace ourselves but it never really looked like we would. They carved us open on occasions, but they do that to everybody. For long parts of the second half we looked like we could get something, and had one cleared off the line so it was encouraging. It's been a bizarre start to the season, having no points, but there are worse teams than us and we're stronger than last year. We're playing all right but we need a bit of luck – if we perform like we did in the second half and get a few more players, we'll be OK.

The fan's player ratings Sorensen 8; Wilkinson 6 (Whelan 51 7), Huth 7, Shawcross 6, Faye 7, Collins 7; Walters 8, Whitehead 6; Delap 7 (Pugh 84 n/a), Etherington 8; Jones 8 (Fuller 68 7)

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Mail:


Chelsea 2 Stoke 0:
No goal-fest but Blues still prove they're different class as Florent Malouda and Didier Drogba seal win

By Rob Draper

It says something about the non-competitive balance of the Premier League when a 2-0 defeat can be regarded as something of a victory.
For Stoke capitulated to Chelsea with little more than token resistance, have now lost all three of their opening games and, more worryingly, have yet to show the mettle that has sustained their hard-earned Premier League status for the past two years.
Yet when your opponents have scored 20 goals in their previous three League games, when your last encounter with them resulted in a seven-goal deficit, then keeping the tally down to two might register as an achievement.
The Chelsea goalscoring juggernaut had at last been halted, even if their march on to successive victories goes on unabated. Chelsea cruised through much of this match without ever quite hitting their highest gears.
They survived some brief early scares, notably a decent strike from Jonathan Walters with the outside of his foot, to hit their stride and eventually win with some comfort, though not in an entirely satisfactory manner, according to their manager.
‘I don’t think it was our best performance today,’ conceded Carlo Ancelotti.
‘The result was important but there were a lot of difficulties in the game; we didn’t have a high tempo.
'But I’m happy because we won, because we didn’t concede and because we stay top of the table.’ His assessment was correct. At times Chelsea were utterly dominant.
'When Didier Drogba spent a lengthy spell off the pitch receiving treatment in the first half, Stoke could still barely get a touch of the ball. Yet in the second half especially, Chelsea slackened off and Stoke might have even grabbed an unlikely point.
'It would have been an extremely lucky point, as Stoke boss Tony Pulis conceded. ‘We worked our socks off and had our moments,’ he said, ‘but Chelsea had a lot more moments than us.
'They have great players and overall they were the better team.’
Indeed, in place of the expected goal rush was a succession of near misses, like Drogba’s magnificent free-kick from 45 yards, which Thomas Sorensen did well to punch away, such was its force.It took Chelsea 32 minutes to break down Stoke, John Terry robbing a dithering Kenwyne Jones before advancing elegantly upfield and delivering as fine a through-ball as you could imagine for Florent Malouda.
The Frenchman finished in style, thumping past Sorensen.That at least remedied the earlier setback, when Malouda was felled by Ryan Shawcross in the penalty area and Frank Lampard’s spot-kick was well saved.For Lampard, it completed an unfortunate hat-trick of missed penalties, following his failure to convert at the FA Cup final and England’s summer friendly against Japan.
He was substituted on 71 minutes and faces at least two weeks out for surgery on his groin. Ashley Cole enjoyed a better afternoon and almost ended the goal of the season competition before August was out with an exquisite volley which crashed off the bar on 37 minutes.
Drogba should have extended the lead on 50 minutes with a close-range header and by then, with each successive miss, came the astonishing thought Chelsea might concede points.From a predictable Rory Delap throw and a Peter Cech punch on 52 minutes, Matthew Etherington fashioned a chance from the edge of the area which was hacked off the line.
Stoke’s best chance, though, was a beautifully-stuck Glenn Whelan shot from 25 yards on 66 minutes, which beat Cech and came back off the bar. With the game slipping away, Chelsea were presented with the opportunity to secure victory.Drogba played in Anelka, whose acceleration unnerved Sorensen, who came charging from his line and felled him unceremoniously inside the penalty.
The angle of Anelka’s run away from goal prevented a red card but also indicated the unnecessary nature of the challenge. With Lampard substituted, Drogba took on the penalty-taking duties and duly delivered the second goal.
The contest was over, so there was time to introduce the summer’s signature signing Ramires for a five-minute run-out. Another substitute, Saloman Kalou, might have added a third in the final minute.
It was scarcely necessary. Whether scoring six or two, Chelsea are a class apart from most teams in this league.


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Telegraph:

Chelsea 2 Stoke City 0
By Jonathan Liew


Just the two for Chelsea this week, then, but to a home contingent reared on gourmet cuisine, this win was nothing more than a good square meal.
It is fair to say that three games in, the champions are yet to be truly tested. An industrious but guileless Stoke City were ill-equipped for the job, and Chelsea were even able to afford a missed penalty on their way to victory.
It was a predictably maddening afternoon for the visitors, who required a small dose of opportunism and a large slice of luck if they were to storm Stamford Bridge.
But within just 10 minutes, they had been handed the latter. Ryan Shawcross clumsily felled Florent Malouda as he bore down on goal and referee Martin Atkinson awarded a penalty kick.
Lampard’s penalty, though, was meagre, Thomas Sorensen having little trouble dropping to his left and smothering it.
Unbowed, Chelsea strengthened as the half wore on, working the channels and menacingly stroking the ball around deep inside Stoke territory.
A Didier Drogba free-kick stung the palms of Sorensen, Michael Essien rose heroically to meet a Malouda corner but headed wide, and Ashley Cole brilliantly smacked a volley against the bar as Drogba’s cross looped over his left shoulder.
Stoke’s chances were few, but crucially, they were missed. Dean Whitehead’s brutal low shot was too fiery for Petr Cech to hold at the first time of asking, while Jon Walters almost managed to loop the ball over Cech from Matthew Etherington’s cross.
But for the most part, they were under siege. Deeper and deeper Stoke retreated, content to play an aerial game, thwarting Chelsea’s attempts to use the overlap.
So Chelsea simply went straight through the middle. John Terry, given licence to roam, shoved the ball in between the two centre-backs.
Malouda, angling his run, lifted the ball over Sorensen to score his fourth goal of the season. Lampard, aware that Malouda had spared his blushes, was pointedly the first to congratulate him.
After the break the hosts redoubled their efforts. Drogba squandered a glorious opportunity to score a second when he inexplicably headed straight at Sorensen from six yards.
But while the score was only 1-0, Chelsea were still in a battle, and were almost punished by Jon Walters, whose sweet shot from 25 yards rattled the crossbar and landed just in front of the goal line.
Startled, Chelsea decided to make the game safe. A diagonal ball from Drogba released Nicolas Anelka, who crucially got his touch in a split second before Sorensen bundled him over.
A second penalty was the result - although Sorensen escaped punishment - and a deeply brooding Drogba buried it, and with it Stoke.
The home fans were treated to the sight of new £18 million midfielder Ramires, who was allowed a late jog, but on this evidence the last thing this Chelsea side needs is improvement.

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Star:

CHELSEA'S FLORENT MALOUDA ON TARGET BUT FRANK LAMPARD FAILS TO LIGHT UP
By Tony Stenson
Chelsea 2 Stoke 0

Florent Malouda struck again as Chelsea showed they are also prepared to roll up their sleeves and toil for victory.
They even overcame another Frank Lampard penalty howler to strengthen their belief they can gain back-to-back Premier League titles.
Dider Drogba showed later on he should automatically be their No.1 spot-kick choice by blasting in their second goal.
Last season Chelsea scored for fun against Stoke, banging seven past them. There was no turkey shoot this time but it should have been, as Chelsea dominated through pure graft as well as another show of Malouda magic, Drogba power-play and Michael Essien, who just edged John Obi Mikel for man of the match.
Chelsea even shrugged off Greg Whelan’s 25-yard 66th-minute screamer that smacked their bar and bounced out.
Blue boss Carlo Ancelotti said: “I was happy because we won but we didn’t have a good, high tempo. It was not our best game.
“The tempo was not continuous but we didn’t concede. We kept another clean sheet and stayed top of the table.
“We worked very hard this week. The players have had a strong week.”
Lampard, who had not missed a spot-kick in four years, has now missed four in succession. He was substituted later and you wonder if the star is worn out by his England exertions and his current high-profile relationship.
Chelsea had rattled in 12 goals in two games so far this season, continuing the form that won the Double.
Stoke, who last won at Stamford Bridge in the league in 1974, were fighting to avoid a third successive defeat this term.
Scene set for another hammering? It looked that way when Ryan Shawcross brought down the flying Malouda in the 10th minute.
And who better to take the penalties at Stamford Bridge? Yet A-List star Lampard fluffed his lines yet again. Stoke’s in-your-face style upsets many but what they do has to be admired.
Not for them an open chequebook, just a decent manager putting together a side which refuses to lie down when faced with football’s Golden Ones.
Stoke don’t apologise for being what they are – they just throw down the gauntlet and say “beat us – or suffer”.
But time has moved on from when their main menace is a throw-in. Opponents can now can easily handle the Potters’ one-trick pony style. And Chelsea tried every trick in the book themselves.
They were the club in form, spraying the ball wide, trying to hit in-form strikers. There was only one side in it. Yet Stoke stayed firm until John Terry unlocked the door.
The England man intercepted a 32nd-minute pass intended for Kenwyne Jones, who seconds earlier had complained of an injury without being tackled.
The Chelsea skipper arrowed a wonder pass for Malouda to score.
A minute later, Ashley Cole scooped a shot onto the bar from Drogba’s pass as the London club continued to raise the stakes.
Chelsea were in remorseless mode now, attack after attack, and Thomas Sorensen produced a super save to deny Drogba in the 50th minute, following Nicolas Anelka’s cross.
Obi Mikel and Essien bossed the midfi eld. They stood tall together, winning most of the ball and nudging probing passes into Stoke’s defence.
Between them they produced a pure masterclass in total midfi eld quality, domination and skill.
Chelsea finally brought Stoke to their knees when Sorensen brought down Anelka in the 75th minute and Drogba blasted home the hottest of spot-kicks.
Stoke manager Tony Pulis was pleased with his team’s work-rate but accepted his side had been second best.
He said: “We had our moments but overall Chelsea were the better team.
“They have some great players and had numerous opportunities but I give credit to our lads for the work that they put in.”

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NOTW:

LAMPS IN SPOT OF BOTHER FOR SWASHBUCKLING BLUES
Chelsea 2 Stoke 0
By Neil Ashton

FINALLY they hit the spot, classy and composed as they string together another title-winning sequence.
Chelsea's players are enjoying this, a familiar swagger about them as they target a fourth Premier League crown.
Stamford Bridge is smiling, one great big happy ship as they set sail for the season.
Then there's Frank Lampard, trudging towards the touchline when he was substituted in the second half, another missed penalty to mull over this weekend.
That's three in a row for Lamps - his Wembley woe in the FA Cup final followed by misses against Japan and now Stoke.
The doubts are creeping in, the jitters at the start of his run up and then a nervous shuffle before he is fully into his stride.
Thomas Sorensen read his mind yesterday, diving to his left and catching Lampard's cleanly-taken 10th-minute penalty.
The time before that it was Eiji Kawashima in Graz and back in May, he sent his spot-kick wide of Portsmouth keeper David James' post.
Lampard is usually so assured and is such an accomplished penalty-taker for club and country.
This is new territory for him, stopped from the penalty spot and then watching from the bench as Didier Drogba drilled a 77th-minute penalty beyond Sorensen.
To Lampard's credit, he celebrated the strike, sending a clenched-fist salute in Drogba's direction towards the end of this comfortable workout.
The England man will continue to be Chelsea's regular penalty-taker, still in the job after Carlo Ancelotti made it clear that Drogba was only deputising.
Chelsea hope Lampard will be back on September 11, recovering from a hernia operation in time for his favourite game of the season. West Ham away always raises Lampard's hackles and he is always guaranteed a hostile reception whenever he comes to town.
By then he will hope to be fully fit and playing his part in this team of entertainers.
The Blues are heading into that territory after another victory, coasting one moment and threatening to outclass Stoke the next.
Tony Pulis came prepared, throwing Kenwyne Jones up front on his own against Alex and John Terry. Good luck.
The kid barely got a kick, not helped by the fact Stoke's £8million record signing appeared reluctant to lift a leg for this new team-mates.
He was isolated but that is no excuse for his lack of enthusiasm.
Alex was excellent, Chelsea's best defender so far this season and Terry was not far behind.
They are impregnable at the back and have yet to concede a goal this season as this winning streak continues.
Boss Ancelotti is loving it, the smooth operator in his shades, nodding in approval in the direction of these blue shirts.
He looked the part but Pulis was funereal, head to toe in black after a bad week at the office. He's been rucking with Asmir Begovic these past few days, saving a bit for Arsene Wenger and then morose after this third league defeat.
This Stoke team is coming to the end of its natural shelf life, past their sell-by date as they enter their third season at the top.
With the exception of efforts from Glenn Whelan and Matthew Etherington, the Potters were struggling to compete.
Pulis requires an improvement. It is too soon for nerves and sleepless nights but not too soon to be on the slide.
At times this Chelsea team is toxic, with free-flowing moves between Florent Malouda, Nicolas Anelka and Drogba the highlight of another emphatic performance.
Malouda is in majestic form after being given the freedom to fly down either wing in a system that suits his silky touches.
He is edging out Drogba and Anelka as the team's top player, in the groove as Chelsea settle into a title-winning rhythm.
Those slalom runs are back, those neat turns past full-back that set up those teasing crosses for his team-mates.
He scored the first in the 32nd minute, timing his run to perfection as Terry surged through the centre of the pitch.
Malouda reacted, taking out Stoke's central-defensive pairing with his run and finishing with a neat right-foot strike.
These are special moments for Chelsea's players, at the peak of their powers as they set out on another 38-game slog.
The nucleus of players is in place and so, crucially, is the attitude and desire.
They are brushing teams aside with their blistering pace, their opponents unable to cope with their speed and precision.
There is no let up, always in search of goals and eager to protect Petr Cech between the posts.
Gareth Bale was the last player to beat Cech in the Premier League, scoring Tottenham's second goal in a surprise 2-1 defeat on April 17.
It will take something special to pierce this powerful unit and that was never likely to be Stoke.
Chelsea should have finished it at the start of the second half, with Drogba heading straight into the arms of Sorensen after connecting with Anelka.
They finally struck from the spot when Sorensen took out Anelka, sending the Chelsea striker sprawling inside the penalty box 13 minutes from time.
Drogba was decisive, drilling his effort beyond Stoke's keeper.
By then Lampard was on the bench, nursing his hernia after missing his chance from the spot.
The injury's nothing serious. It's just the penalty miss that will be giving him the most grief this week.

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Express:

CHELSEA’S CLASS ACT
CHELSEA 2, STOKE CITY 0
By Colin Mafham

YOU would think that being top of the league with a 100 per cent record and scoring 14 goals with none against would guarantee that Chelsea’s Carlo Ancelotti wore the biggest smile around Stamford Bridge last night.
But don’t you believe it.
Stoke’s Tony Pulis must surely have been grinning from ear to ear after seeing his side somehow escape the sort of 7-0 hammering they got when they were last here.
How Chelsea failed to notch up at least their third 6-0 success is something of a miracle.
On the day these two were worlds apart in terms of class. And while Ancelotti can dream of another double if Chelsea can keep this up Pulis must already be worrying what he has to do just to stay up.
The Potters boss has around 48 hours to strengthen the ranks – and he’ll need to.
On this showing £7million Kenwyne Jones looks well short of the finished article, something which was clearly illustrated on a day when he shared the pitch with Didier Drogba and Nicolas Anelka
Stoke really must have been fearing the worst when Ryan Shawcross sent Ashley Cole toppling in the box after just 10 minutes.
No doubting it was a penalty. The only doubts were in Frank Lampard’s head.
Which is probably why Stoke’s Thomas Sorensen didn’t appear to have much trouble working out which way the Chelsea man was going to place the resultant spot kick. He saved it with some ease.
That was a real let-off for Stoke, but when Sorensen struggled to cope with a Didier Drogba special soon afterwards you got the distinct feeling that Chelsea’s prolific start to the season wasn’t going to end here.
And so, as they say, it came to pass.
Jones, who had already indicated to his bench that he wasn’t up for this particular fight, surrendered the ball tamely in Chelsea’s half … and Stoke paid a high price for it.
Chelsea swept to the other end, John Terry slipped a peach of a pass through to Florent Malouda and the ball was in the back of the net before Sorensen could say 1-0.
It should have been two shortly afterwards, but this time the bar saved Stoke when Cole’s header clattered it.
To say Stoke hadn’t been in this is an understatement. But somehow that single goal was all Chelsea had to show for 45 minutes of almost total domination.
How it stayed that way, God only knows.
Within four minutes of the restart Chelsea split Stoke open again but Drogba’s powerful header was straight at Sorensen and Stoke got it away.
Michael Essien, out for so long injured last season, orchestrated most of Chelsea’s forages, with assistance from Jon Obi Mikel.
But as long as it stayed at 1-0 Stoke were still in with a chance and they nearly made Chelsea pay.
Substitute Greg Whelan was given time and space to let fly from 30 yards and with Cech beaten it was left to the crossbar to spare Chelsea’s blushes.
But any lingering hopes Stoke might have harboured ended on 76 minutes when Drogba hammered home Chelsea’s second from the spot after Sorensen had brought Anelka down in the box.


CHELSEA: Cech; Ferreira, Alex, Terry, Cole; Essien (Ramires 84th) Mikel (Ramires 84th), Lampard (Kalou 71st); Anelka (Sturridge 81st), Drogba, Malouda.

STOKE: Sorensen; Wilkinson (Whelan 51st), Huth, Faye, Collins; Shawcross, Whitehead, Delap (Pugh 85th), Etherington; Walters, Jones (Fuller 67th).

MAN of the MATCH: Michael Essien – a master in the Chelsea midfield who is finally making up for all that lost time out injured last season.

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

wigan athletic 6-0


Independent:

Chelsea serve notice and hit Latics for six
Wigan Athletic 0 Chelsea 6: Brilliant Blues give their Premier League rivals half a dozen reasons why they should be feared

By Tim Rich at the DW stadium

When he arrived on Merseyside, overflowing with enthusiasm like no Liverpool footballer since Emlyn Hughes, Joe Cole remarked that the most important games were not the ones you wanted to win, such as those against Manchester City or Arsenal, but those you had to win. "Beat the bottom 10 teams home and away, that's 60 points and you're flying."
There are strong undertones of Jose Mourinho in that philosophy and it has been maintained by Carlo Ancelotti, although Mourinho's 1-0 victories now come with rather more garnish. Chelsea's last five League games have been won by a collective margin of 29-0.
Fourteen of those goals have come in two matches against Wigan. However, if this scoreline had echoes of the 8-0 rampage with which Chelsea sealed the championship at Stamford Bridge, Wigan – ludicrous as it may sound about a team that conceded six at home – were the better side for half an hour before disintegrating into the same defensive naivety that unhinged them against Blackpool. Next Saturday sees them at Tottenham, where they lost 9-1 last season, and already there must be fears for their future.
Not even at the helm of the Milan sides that won him two European Cups has Ancelotti started a season with two 6-0 victories and he joked this was: "Not real football but PlayStation". He added: "The first half was a tough game but maybe Wigan expended too much energy because it became easier for us. We counterattacked fantastically and, when we have space, we are difficult to stop. We have the quality and the power to win the title this season."
Quality and power were adjectives that sit very well with Didier Drogba's display. It says something for both sides that with the champions 3-0 up and Wigan's afternoon hopelessly lost, they each continued to attack. However, Chelsea's forwards were ruthless.
Drogba mingles a boxer's build with a sprinter's pace and here he burst through Wigan's thin defensive screen and, rather than shoot, made a present to Salomon Kalou. Moments later, he did the same, this time with a wonderfully-paced cross. If 5-0 was a cruel scoreline, then a sixth, from Yossi Benayoun, was vicious. "Cheap, hurtful goals," Martinez called them.
"This is very hard to explain," he reflected. "We are a side who lost 6-0 despite being the better team in the first half. My players don't deserve that feeling. However, the mental side is very important because last season we lost 5-0 to Manchester United and were the better team for 60 minutes."
In the wake of their evisceration by Tottenham, the club offered to refund those fans who had travelled to London. Even Wigan, whose Tannoy announcement before kick-off that "season tickets are still available" was one of the week's least surprising statements, would find it difficult to pay back its home crowd that had watched them capitulate to the hottest favourites for relegation in the history of the Premier League. However, for half an hour on a warm, grey evening they matched the champions. Had they started with this determination against Blackpool, the opening weekend of the season might not have appeared such a fairy tale.
Until reality came barging in with Florent Malouda's goal, Wigan looked as if they might repeat last September's 3-1 victory here that briefly halted Ancelotti's serene beginning to his first season in English football.
Yesterday it was Wigan who were caught cold as Chelsea scored with their first, second and third attacks.
The first was an exceptionally well-taken goal that began with a gossamer touch from Drogba to Ashley Cole who instantly spotted Frank Lampard and, if the midfielder's shot was parried by Chris Kirkland, Malouda merely had to roll the ball into the net.
After the interval, Nicolas Anelka brought down Michael Essien's long ball, picked his spot and drilled home with the kind of flourish that French football believes it can do without.
Moments later, Drogba ought to have headed in Malouda's cross but in the split second that Wigan might have cleared it; Anelka intervened with the speed of a panther.
If it exposed football's essential cruelty, the DW Stadium did not seem to mind. After the débâcle against Blackpool, most regarded this as a defeat foretold and before kick-off the ground had stood to applaud Sergeant Steven Darbyshire, a Wigan supporter and Marine, killed in Helmand Province. His two young children were mascots for the day, exposing yet again the folly of Bill Shankly's most famous remark about football, life and death.
Attendance: 14,476.
Referee: Mike Dean
Man of the match: Drogba
Match rating: 7/10

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Observer:

Chelsea goal machine crushes Wigan with second 6-0 win
Wigan Athletic 0 Chelsea 6 Malouda 34, Anelka 48, Anelka 52, Kalou 78, Kalou 90, Benayoun 90
Paul Wilson at DW Stadium

Like Blackpool, Chelsea probably wish they could play Wigan every week, though unlike Ian Holloway's team, the London club's supporters would soon become bored of such an arrangement. This was another six-goal mismatch for the Blues, and even if it only turned into a rout in the final minutes, the fact that Chelsea are in double figures for goals after only two matches gives the lie to the idea that there are no easy games in the Premier League. There are certainly easy starts, and they don't come much less demanding than West Brom at home followed by Wigan away.
Chelsea must have returned home wondering how on earth they managed to lose here last season. Wigan's support drifted off fearing the worst about the trip to Spurs next weekend, scene of a 9-1 mauling last season. People have been asking what is the point of Wigan Athletic, to which one of their own supporters claimed in a webchat last week that they were proud to sit at the bottom of the Premier League like an unflushable turd in a lavatory. Much more of this, one feels, and the U-bend beckons.
"The result was painful, but you need to be realistic," Roberto Martínez said. "We were unlucky to go behind in the first half, but once we were two or three goals down against Chelsea it was too difficult mentally for us to come back. The mental side is very important, and we need to react to setbacks better. We were very naive in the second half, there were too many cheap goals. I want us to be brave without being stupid."
Martínez says he cannot wait for the transfer window to shut, though at this rate he may have trouble lasting longer at the club than Charles N'Zogbia. Yet the side taken apart by Blackpool last weekend, causing more mirth at Wigan's expense than George Formby used to manage and prompting bookmakers to offer an astonishing 15-1 on a home victory here, actually kept the champions pinned in their own half for the first half-hour. That was just about all they did, Petr Cech made three comfortable saves from Maynor Figueroa and (twice) Hugo Rodallega, but they were three more saves than Chris Kirkland needed to make. Without ever looking seriously threatening Wigan gave Chelsea a few things to think about, with Mohammed Diamé and N'Zogbia working the ball up the right wing well and James McCarthy bristling with intent in central midfield.
John Terry, booed along with Chelsea's other England players, even made a couple of mistakes while the scores were still level, though Wigan being Wigan he was allowed to get away with them. Mauro Boselli, the home side's new record signing at £6.5m from Estudiantes, was not in the game enough to exude any menace as the spearhead of the attack, and neither was McCarthy quick enough to find him when Terry gave away the ball.
All too predictably, Wigan were left regretting this when Chelsea almost casually put a move together just past the half-hour mark and took the lead without too much trouble. Didier Drogba began the attack, before Ashley Cole combined with Frank Lampard on the left to remind the sparse Wigan crowd that booing decent players is not such a clever idea. Lampard only flicked a shot in Chris Kirkland's direction but the Wigan goalkeeper still had to dive full length to get a hand to it, and with no defenders on hand to help him out it was a simple matter for Florent Malouda to roll the loose ball over the line.
The question now was whether Wigan would retain enough self-belief to keep taking the game to Chelsea, or whether they would allow their heads to drop and suffer another heavy defeat. At the same stage last week Blackpool were three up. Unfortunately for Martínez, Chelsea needed only three second-half minutes to extend their lead and put Wigan into damage limitation mode.
Hugo Rodallega had a half-chance at the other end but could not make anything of it, and when Mikel John Obi played in Nicolas Anelka a minute later the man who blows his nose in the face of French football showed how a real finisher goes about his work, slotting the ball past Kirkland from a narrow angle.
That was all too clearly game over, though old habits die hard and Wigan characteristically conceded a third just four minutes later. Malouda's cross from the left was turned back across goal by Drogba, a couple of defenders on the line did nothing to address the situation and Anelka was allowed to get his head to the ball. One thing Martínez must sort out, if he is to keep his job and prevent any more embarrassing scorelines, is who takes responsibility at the back. Steve Bruce made Wigan hard to beat, if occasionally hard to watch. Martínez appears to have loftier ideals, but no amount of passing and moving can overcome three- or four- goal deficits.
Wigan played some of their best football after going three down, with N'Zogbia twice denied by Alex blocks, McCarthy seeing a shot touched onto the post and Boselli being denied his first goal by a raised offside flag, though by that stage Chelsea were easing up and thinking of their next game, even if Terry was fortunate not to see a second yellow card for a sly lunge at N'Zogbia's ankle. "I have never had such a start to a season before but the mentality is different in England than Italy," Carlo Ancelotti said, perhaps a little generously. "At three goals down Wigan kept trying to win the game. The first half was tough, they made it hard for us, but maybe that cost them a lot of energy."
Chelsea on economy setting were still too much for Wigan to handle, and once Drogba's run from halfway set up a goal for Salomon Kalou, there was always the chance that more would arrive. They duly did, with the excellent Drogba making another for Kalou and Yossi Benayoun notching his first for his new club at the end. Whatever it is that Wigan are good at, it isn't damage limitation.

THE FANS' PLAYER RATINGS AND VERDICT PAUL FARRINGTON, Wiganer.net
Well it was better than last week - none of the players showed any effort then and there was obviously a marked improvement on that here. But it's a bit insignificant given the form Chelsea are in. They were always going to walk all over us. We possibly shaded the first half, but we came out all guns blazing at the start of the second and then let in two quick goals and lost our heads. The mood is not very good – everyone wants Martínez to do well but people can't really see a light at the end of the tunnel at the moment, and it's White Hart Lane next. There was barely a Wiganer left in the stands at full time .
The fan's player ratings Kirkland 4; Stam 6, Gohouri 6, Alcaraz 6, Figueroa 6 (Boyce 84 n/a); McCarthy 7 (Watson 79 n/a), Thomas 6, Diame 6 (McArthur 80 n/a), N'Zogbia 7; Boselli 4, Rodallega 6

TRIZIA FIORELLINO, ChelseaSupportersGroup.net
It's rather dull winning 6-0 every week – why can't we make seven or eight? To be fair, we found it quite difficult in the first 20 minutes, but as soon as the first goal went in, Wigan faded away. In the second half, we commanded the game, the defence held strong, and the forwards and midfield took it in turns to score. In the end, we really made it look easy. I'm glad Anelka got a couple of goals because normally he plays the unselfish role, supplying Drogba. Today he played really well and the defence held strong. Benayoun came on for the last 10 minutes and you could not ask more than for him to score. It was a good finish as well.
The fan's player ratings Cech 8; Ivanovic 7 (Ferreira 63 7), Alex 9, Terry 9, Cole 8; Essien 8 (Benayoun 80 7), Mikel 7, Lampard 7; Anelka 9, Drogba 7, Malouda 8 (Kalou 70 8)


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Mail:

Wigan 0 Chelsea 6: Martinez fears the worst after Blues smash another six
By Joe Bernstein

Any more results like this and the Premier League will have to stop calling itself the world’s most competitive under the Trades’ Description Act. Chelsea, who put six past West Bromwich Albion last weekend, helped themselves to another halfdozen yesterday, with manager Carlo Ancelotti praising them as ‘PlayStation footballers’.
They did not even have to play particularly well or Wigan that badly. There was just a massive gap in class once the opening goal had been scored by Florent Malouda after 34 minutes.
Nicolas Anelka, who said he was ‘dying from laughter’ on Tuesday after being banned for 18 games by France for insulting coach Raymond Domenech at the World Cup, was happier still as he scored twice in five minutes at the start of the second half.
The brilliant and unselfish Didier Drogba followed up three goals last weekend with a hat-trick of assists while substitutes Salomon Kalou and Yossi Benayoun shared a late goal rush, Kalou scoring two and the Israeli his first for the club. Ancelotti’s champions have scored 20 goals in their last three games while Wigan have shipped 10 in two.
Some Wigan fans, already irked by the previous Saturday’s 4-0 defeat by Blackpool, left calling for the head of manager Roberto Martinez. Defender Maynor Figueroa was also carried off with an ankle injury and out-of-sorts goalkeeper Chris Kirkland was cheered sarcastically when he held a simple cross towards the end.
Next up is Tottenham, where they conceded nine goals last season. Martinez said: ‘I can’t waste any energy thinking about my job. I have to spend my time making sure results like this don’t happen again.
‘The final score did not reflect the game. I was pleased with how we did in the first half. But we are not mentally strong enough to deal with setbacks. It is a very hurtful scoreline. We looked very naive.’
For 33 minutes, Wigan were the better team as Petr Cech saved from Hugo Rodallega and Figueroa. But Ashley Cole then set up Frank Lampard, whose soft shot was parried by Kirkland into the path of Malouda.
The match was settled in that moment, and the five second-half goals were just window dressing. Ancelotti tried to be gracious in victory.
‘It was tough in the first half but once we got space, we are fantastic at the counter-attack. We have got PlayStation footballers.
‘I haven’t changed anything about the team’s style. You have to defend before you attack. Wigan tried to come back in the second half and that left more space for us. We had fantastic motivation.’
Anelka, who confirmed his international retirement after his long ban, was the chief beneficiary of Wigan’s defensive woes. He collected John Obi Mikel’s long pass after 48 minutes and, with Kirkland reluctant to rush out, slipped the ball home rightfooted.
Four minutes later he barely needed to jump to head past Kirkland, who stayed rooted on his l ine when Drogba played Malouda’s cross back inside the six-yard box.
From then onwards, it was just a case of how many Chelsea would score, with the only cheers from Wigan fans being reserved for Charles N’Zogbia when he first caught John Terry in the race and then kicked the other pantomime villain Cole in the shin.
Chelsea scored three times in the final 12 minutes. Drogba powered through the middle of the Wigan defence before setting up Ivory Coast team-mate Kalou after 78 minutes. The same combination made it 5-0 in the final minute of normal time when Kalou glanced home Drogba’s cross from the left, and, with the final kick of the game, Benayoun made it six.
Martinez has one of the thinnest squads in the Premier League and seems powerless to keep N’Zogbia, who was ruled mentally unfit to play last weekend after having his head turned by interest from Sunderland and Birmingham.
‘The reality is he is a Wigan player now. The quicker the transfer window closes, the better. It doesn’t help players get focused and I don’t think it should be open once the season has begun,’ said Martinez.
‘The chairman [Dave Whelan] has been as supportive as possible.’
One fears, though, the axe may still fall soon on one of the niceguy managers.

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Telegraph:

Wigan Athletic 0 Chelsea 6(HT 0-1) Malouda (34)Anelka (48, 52)Kalou (78, 90)Benayoun (90+3) By Graham Chase

It says so much for the certainty and efficiency of this Chelsea side that Wigan Athletic will come away from a heavy defeat with no points but plenty of pride.
It is only against the very best that results are measured in such a relative manner and although Wigan will feel they controlled much of the opening period yet Chelsea did not feel in the least bit threatened.
After Florent Malouda opened the scoring, Nicolas Anelka scored another two following a week that saw him respond to an 18-match ban by the France national team by claiming he was "dying with laughter".
Such was Chelsea's superiority, Anelka's mood was more of a smug smirk, particularly after Salomon Kalou added a late fourth and a fifth to underline Chelsea's wonderful start to the season.
Chelsea's 3-1 defeat here in September was as chastening as losses get and, fresh from another humbling of their own against Blackpool last week, Wigan set about trying to recreate that momentous day in their history.
Petr Cech was bundled over and Steve Gohouri won the ball and smashed through Florent Malouda and after Mohamed Diame burst away from Branislav Ivanovic, his cross had just too much on it for Mauro Boselli.
Maynor Figueroa also broke forward from deep and had a thumping 30-yard effort swatted away by Cech and there were also some neat touches from Charles N'Zogbia, who was left out of the Blackpool defeat due to his poor attitude.
Michael Essien's wild strike into the crowd was as close as the visitors came in the early stages, content to stand firm against the onslaught and wait for some semblance of control as Nicolas Anelka struggled with his weekly battle with the offside flag.
Hugo Rodallega, whose harassment of the Chelsea defence was crucial to last season's victory, also had a curling free kick held by Cech as the hosts sensed their momentum was gathering.
Seven days before, Wigan were second to everything but now they were fighting each other to win second balls and after Diame bustled Anelka off the ball, Figueroa laid the ball on for Rodallega, who cut in from the left and had another long-range effort held by Cech.
But while Wigan were struggling to make their dominance count, Chelsea pulled them apart with their first attack of any note.
Didier Drogba slipped through to Ashley Cole, whose shove left N'Zogbia on the ground, and the left back's cross picked out Frank Lampard on the penalty spot. Chris Kirkland palmed away the midfielder's stab at goal but Malouda was the quickest to react, to roll into an empty net from a couple of yards out.
Ronnie Stam had a low effort saved by Cech as Wigan searched for a way back but Chelsea looked like they could rip the hosts open whenever the fancy took them, with Antolin Alcaraz desperately clearing ahead of Drogba.
N'Zogbia was clearly aggrieved and seconds after a late sliding challenge on John Terry, the Frenchman looked to have caught the Chelsea captain with his knee.
A couple of minutes after the restart, Chelsea put the game beyond their hosts, with a goal that exposed Wigan's defensive failings as much as demonstrating the ruthlessness of the champions.
John Obi Mikel's 60-yard diagonal ball was perfect for Anelka and the striker found a way of squeezing the ball inside the far post despite being forced wide.
Five minutes later, it was three. Cech hoofed the ball clear down the left channel, and Drogba attempted to bounce the ball in from Malouda only for Anelka, who had been in an offside position, to glance over the line with the faintest of touches.
Wigan still attempted to stretch the Londoners, with James McCarthy playing N'Zogbia through, only for the Frenchman to be denied by Alex's block.
Another wonderful run by Rodallega ended with Brazilian Alex once again flinging himself in front of N'Zogbia's effort.
Even when Wigan finally did have the ball in the net, it was ruled out for offside. Youngster James McCarthy's curling shot beat Cech but came back off the post for Mauro Boselli, who had failed to spot Chelsea's defensive line step up.
Boselli, a £6 million summer recruit from Estudiantes, also had a glancing header blocked by Cech after meeting N'Zogbia's fine cross.
The rout was complete when Drogba intercepted in midfield and burst clear only to square for substitute Kalou to side-foot into an empty net and he also glanced in a second from Drogba's wonderful cross to make it five with a minute left before Yossi Benayoun scored his first for the club to make it six.
Effortless, easy and authoritative.

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NOTW:

LIFE'S SWEET FOR CARLO'S HEROES Wigan 0 Chelsea 6
EASY: Chelsea were far too strong for Wigan By Neil Ashton

THEY are like kids in a sweet shop, the perfect pick 'n' mix for the Premier League.
Sugar-coated some weeks and irresistible the next, Chelsea are chewing up and spitting out the opposition.
Carlo Ancelotti's team are tucking into this title race, Pacmans gobbling up anything that stands in their way.
They helped themselves to three points here, unwrapping Wigan and tossing them away like a piece of litter.
Soon Roberto Martinez's team will be perishable goods, in the dustbin and ready to be thrown out with the rest of the rubbish.
They are in the cart after this - at the foot of the table after some familiar names scored Chelsea's goals.
Apparently, Nicolas Anelka will be laughing for the rest of his life after the France Football Federation banned him for 18 matches.
Nothing could wipe the smile off his face yesterday as he scored twice.
He is in his element now he's back among his Chelsea team-mates.
This is silver service, with the Double winners serving up 29 goals in their last five Premier League matches.
Even Petr Cech's loving it, on a run of five clean sheets in the league that stretches back to Gareth Bale's goal for Tottenham back in April.
Suddenly, they are the country's eye candy and a treat for anyone settling down for an afternoon watching TV on the sofa.
They were in their new orange and black away strip yesterday, a random creation based on the colour of someone's favourite liquorice allsort.
It suits them, men in black obliterating anything that stands in their way.
Last week it was newly-promoted West Brom, this week Wigan.
Martinez and his team of marshmallows are lovely to look at, lulling their supporters in with their groovy passes across the pitch.
For short spells, they look like world beaters and yet they always end up well beaten.
This is the Wigan way, impressive on the ball and clueless whenever they lose it, which is frequently.
Something will have to change if they - and Martinez - are to survive for much longer.
They are naive beyond belief, allowing themselves to be buried by a team with ambitions beyond the league title.
Chelsea are equipped for anything, the team for all seasons after completing a memorable Double last season.
They are crushing sides at the moment, with Florent Malouda, Anelka, Salomon Kalou and Yossi Benayoun all in the hunt for goals.
They are screaming for the ball every time Chelsea find their rhythm, with bodies piling into the box as they prepare for another slaughter.
It's safety first for those clubs outside the top 10 and for the avoidance of any doubt, Wigan are certainly outside of that bracket.
After Malouda put Chelsea ahead, it was a straightforward training-ground exercise.
This was an attack against something that could only loosely be described as a defence. To call Wigan's back five - Chris Kirkland, Ronnie Stam, Steve Gohouri, Antolin Alcaraz and Maynor Figueroa - non-league would be doing non-league players a disservice.
They gave up after Chelsea's second goal, a crime that should be punishable with imprisonment for anyone privileged enough to call themselves a professional.
It was embarrassing, although the game slipped away once Malouda took advantage of Kirkland's failure to cleanly gather Frank Lampard's first-time strike after 34 minutes.
Latics chairman Dave Whelan continues to believe in Martinez's vision, which is just as well because any other owner would be having Premier League palpitations by now.
Martinez is on the fast-track all right, hurtling towards the Championship just two games into the season.
Wigan's players clapped their fans at the final whistle when they should have been on bended knees and begging them to come back again.
Just shy of 15,000 were in the DW Stadium and only the die-hards could ever believe they are in anything other than meltdown.
Charles N'Zogbia, back in the team after his hissy fit before the 4-0 defeat against Blackpool, was largely anonymous.
The same can be said of his colleagues, filleted by the professionalism that sears through this talented Chelsea team.
Yes, they are good but Wigan make teams look like they have come from another planet.
After they conceded straight after the break, when Anelka rifled the ball beyond Kirkland, it became a free for all.
Wigan laid on a free buffet and Chelsea simply helped themselves to the goodies on offer.
Didier Drogba was immense, a hat-trick hero against West Brom last week and a provider this time.
His header set up Anelka for the third, touched in beyond a huddle of Wigan defenders afraid to put their head where it hurts.
Martinez is on the chopping block and will be determined to put it right when they travel to Hartlepool, of all places, in the Carling Cup on Tuesday.
Surely, they cannot concede six there, but that's what they did in front of their militant supporters yesterday.
Kalou scored twice after coming off the substitutes' bench, neat finishes as Chelsea went in search of goals.
They scored 103 last season and are on course for another century, celebrating their last goal when Benayoun entered the fray.
It was a bitter end for Martinez but life sure tastes sweet for Chelsea.


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Star:

ANELKA DOUBLE AS CHELSEA CRUISE TO 6-0 TRIUMPH AT WIGAN
By Paul Hetherington at The DW Stadium

NICOLAS ANELKA showed France what they have sacrificed with two goals in four minutes to clinch a crushing victory for Chelsea.
Anelka, banned by his country for 18 games for his World Cup bust-up with coach Raymond Domenech, ended what at the time was a brave Wigan battle.
Then sub Salomon Kalou made it 4-0 11 minutes from time, when he slotted home Didier Drogba’s pass.
And Kalou struck again in the last minute with a header from Drogba’s cross, before another substitute, Yossi Benayoun, fired home the champions’ sixth goal in added time.
Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti said: “This is not real football. This is more like PlayStation.
“It has never happened to me before where I have won my first two matches of the season 6-0. Now, what it means, is we have to stay focused.
“But as a team, we are fantastic on the counter-attack.”
This always looked like being a mis-match, despite the Latics’ shock 3-1 win in the last season’s fixture.
After all, Wigan were humiliated 4-0 at home by newly-promoted Blackpool last weekend.
In contrast, Double-winners Chelsea launched their Premier League campaign with the 6-0 thrashing of West Brom – and Chelsea also put eight past Wigan on the final day of last season.
Eventually, for already-struggling Wigan, this match took its expected course – but the hosts initially showed no sign of a Blackpool hangover.
Maynor Figueroa produced the game’s first serious scoring attempt in the 11th minute. The left-back let fly from 30 yards but his well-struck effort was beaten out by Petr Cech.
Hugo Rodallega also twice pressed Cech into action for a Wigan side strengthened by the recall of wantaway Charles N’Zogbia.
But Chelsea’s first quality attack brought them the lead on 34 minutes.
Frank Lampard’s shot was pushed aside one-handed by Kirkland but Malouda was on the spot to turn the ball over the line.
Three minutes into the second half, it was 2-0 with Anelka hitting his first of the season – followed four minutes later by his second.
On the first occasion, Kirkland committed himself too soon when he raced out as Anelka moved on to John Obi Mikel’s long ball.
Anelka easily drove the ball into the far corner of the net, then made it 3-0 with a close-range header, albeit from an offside position, after Drogba had nodded back Malouda’s cross.
Wigan tried to hit back but James McCarthy’s shot was deflected on to the post and Mauro Boselli was offside when scoring the follow-up.
Then came the late three-goal burst to make 29 goals in Chelsea’s last five top-flight games.
Gloomy Latics boss Roberto Martinez said: “The scoreline is really hurtful – I hate losing like this for the fans and the players. We are giving goals away too cheaply but we were playing a very talented side.”


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Express:
NICOLAS ANELKA SHRUGS OFF WORLD BAN
By John Richardson at the DW Stadium Wigan 0, Chelsea 6

NICOLAS Anelka is on extended French leave but he is still able to create carnage in the Premier League – together with his rampant Chelsea mates who hit Wigan for six.
The striker, who has been handed a draconian 18-game international ban by the French football authorities for his part in a World Cup rebellion, missed out on last week’s goal glut against West Brom.
Yesterday he was back in business with a quick-fire double at the beginning of the second half which lit the fuse for Wigan’s second capitulation in eight days.
Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti insists that his reigning champions have to hit the ground running with the race for the title even tighter this season.
Usain Bolt couldn’t do things much quicker, Chelsea having already racked up 12 goals in their opening two games. They have now struck 29 in their last five league games without reply, including a title-clinching 8-0 demolition of their hosts in May.
Ancelotti called the successive 6-0 wins against West Brom and Wigan “PlayStation football.” He warned: “It’s impossible to score six goals every week. I’ve never had a start to a season like this in my life.
“But we have the quality to win the title again this season. We have a lot of skill. The best quality is our counter attacking.”
In the end it was a stroll as Ancelotti’s side exorcised the ghosts of last season, Wigan stunning the football world with a 3-1 win here against their illustrious visitors – just one of six games Chelsea lost en route to the title.
Even so there was no need for Paul the psychic octopus on this one, Chelsea having put six past West Brom and Wigan being thumped 4-0 at home to Blackpool last week. It appeared a no-brainer before a ball had been kicked. The bookies certainly thought so, offering 15-1 for a Wigan victory.
But after a bright start in which Petr Cech was the busier keeper, Wigan were caught cold by Chelsea’s most compelling move of the first half.
Ashley Cole and Frank Lampard were prominent in unhinging the home side’s defence. Didier Drogba’s astute pass saw Cole accelerating into the area before inviting Lampard to open the scoring.
Keeper Chris Kirkland, who had endured a nightmare on the same ground seven days earlier, brilliantly blocked Lampard’s strike but Florent Malouda stroked home the rebound.
Chelsea hadn’t exactly sent shudders through the Wigan side in the opening half but this was now as much a mental test as a physical one for Roberto Martinez’s team, who had folded when Blackpool stepped on the gas. Within three minutes of the restart they were at it again as Anelka exploded into action with a swift double to announce his first Premier League goals of the season.
As Wigan sleepwalked, Chelsea went to town. First John Obi Mikel found Anelka cutting in from the right flank. He glided into the box and a finely-executed, angled drive sped into the corner of the net.
A fine angle, an even finer finish from the Frenchman who wasn’t finished yet. From Chelsea’s next sortie, this time down the left, Malouda supplied the deep cross, Drogba headed across goal and Anelka nipped in decisively with his head – game over.
There was still time for a fizzing finale which was cruel on Wigan, substitute Salomon Kalou scoring twice and Yossi Benayoun completing the rout.
Wigan boss Martinez is already under the cosh, just two games into the season, but he maintained: “The chairman, Dave Whelan, is passionate and he wants the best for Wigan but I won’t be wasting any energy worrying about my job.” This Saturday it’s off to Spurs – where they lost 9-1 last season!

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People:
Wigan 0-6 Chelsea: Six again for goal-mad Chelsea
by Steve Bates

THIS was supposed to be the season when life would get tougher for the big boys.
But Chelsea showed last night they are a formidable force hell-bent on smashing any opposition in their way.
Six goals on the opening day against West Brom and another six on their travels at Wigan – Carlo Ancelotti’s stars have thrown down the gauntlet to their title rivals in startling style.
And with the season barely under way, Ancelotti’s stars already have a goal difference to frighten the life out of Sir Alex Ferguson, Arsene Wenger and Roberto Mancini.
The power, pace and attacking ­brutality of Chelsea’s play in the ­second half at the DW Stadium was breathtaking as Nicolas Anelka bagged two killer goals and Salomon Kalou came off the bench to grab a couple, too.
And the ruthless way they ground hapless Wigan into the turf with goals in the dying seconds of the match was a powerful message that they are not going to surrender their league crown easily.
Florent Malouda kick-started the party with a first-half opener before Wigan were buried under a second-half avalanche of five goals that has surely put Wigan boss Roberto Martinez’s job in jeopardy.
Naive
After their shocking 4-0 defeat by newly-promoted Blackpool last week, no one expected the miracle of a Wigan win, especially as Chelsea ­hammered them 8-0 at Stamford Bridge to confirm themselves ­champions on the final day of last season.
But the boos rang out around the stadium at the final whistle as Wigan trudged off after another hiding.
You have to salute Martinez for his philosophy of wanting to play adventurous, attacking football. But Wigan’s play is naive at times – and they are always going to be there for the taking against sides like Chelsea.
Their defending in the second half was suicidal.
And as the goals flew in, Wigan fans weren’t the only ones wondering just how long Martinez can last.
Bizarrely, Wigan were arguably the better side in a first half when Chelsea failed to find their rhythm.
Hurt by the Blackpool shambles, Martinez was pleased with the initial reaction of his stars last night.
The Spaniard had drilled into his players the importance of defensive resilience and team shape. And they showed the steel and grit they so ­pitifully lacked against Blackpool in a scrappy first half that was going their way until the 34th minute.
With Wigan looking comfortable, Chelsea suddenly exploded into the game.
Michael Essien, all power and ­desire, sparked a deadly phase of ­incisive passing culminating in Didier Drogba playing in the overlapping Ashley Cole.
The England full-back picked out Frank Lampard’s trademark run into the box and although Chris Kirkland got a hand to it, he could only push it into the path of Malouda, who tucked home.
After his double blunder against Blackpool, this time there was no blame attatched to Kirkland, but Wigan pointed the finger at referee Mike Dean, claiming Cole had fouled Charles N’Zogbia in the build-up.
Wigan needed a 15-minute period to regroup – instead, Chelsea stepped on the gas.
Anelka punished them on the break, racing on to John Obi Mikel’s terrific pass before steering home a low drive after Kirkland fatally hesitated as he came out.
Pride
Four minutes later Anelka, banned for 18 games by the French Football Federation for his World Cup outburst against Raymond Domenech, ­brightened his week again.
Petr Cech’s long clearance found Malouda, who crossed to Drogba at the far post.
The Chelsea striker ­athletically brought the ball down and it bounced up kindly for Anelka to nod over the line from point-blank range to leave Wigan dead and buried. The Latics gamely tried to salvage some pride and only a flying block by Alex prevented N’Zogbia pulling one back, while Argentinian striker Mauro Boselli had a goal disallowed for ­offside after 61 minutes.
Drogba was not among the goals but his link play was superb, and he set up Kalou after 77 minutes, ­powerfully racing from the halfway line with Wigan defenders trailing in his wake before giving his team-mate a simple chance.
With seconds of normal time left, Drogba floated in a teasing cross for Kalou to glance home for 5-0. And in injury time Drogba was involved again as Paulo Ferreira pulled back the ball for late sub Yossi Benayoun to sweep home.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, Wigan’s next Premier League task is at ­Tottenham ... where they lost 9-1 last season.


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Mirror:

Wigan 0-6 Chelsea
By Simon Mullock

Just a week into the new season and already the champions are looking ominously good.
Okay, so Chelsea have only played two teams surely ­destined for a fight for ­survival rather than a ­challenge at the top.
But the way Carlo ­Ancelotti’s men have ­arrogantly dismissed West Brom and Wigan has been mightily impressive.
Twelve goals scored, none conceded and top of the table with six points – ­Chelsea are going to take some ­shifting.
If the six-goal blitz of the Baggies on the opening day was a one-sided stroll, this was Chelsea at their ­counter-attacking best.
Wigan had been jeered off by their own fans after being humiliated by relegation favourites Blackpool last week.
On the final day of last ­season Carlo Ancelotti’s men clinched the title by hitting the Latics for eight.
Yet the Londoners did have their colours lowered 3-1 at the DW Stadium on their way to the crown.
And there was an early scare for them when ­Mohamed Diame’s cross from the left was a fraction too high for Mauro Boselli as he leapt in front of the static Alex.
Wigan’s forceful start ­continued with a long-range Maynor Figueroa strike that Petr Cech was forced to beat away.
Cech clutched Hugo ­Rodallega’s 30-yard free-kick and John Terry twice headed clear as Wigan ­continued to keep the ­visitors on the back foot.
And Cech had to be ­positioned perfectly when Rodallega’s drive thudded into his chest.
Chelsea’s travelling fans responded with a chorus of “championes” – and what a timely reminder it proved to be for their team.
Chelsea had hardly been seen as an attacking force, but in the 34th minute they galvanised themselves to stunning effect.
Ashley Cole surged down the left in the and picked out Frank ­Lampard with a low cut-back cross.
The midfelder controlled instantly and poked a shot towards the bottom corner that Kirkland could only tip across his six-yard box.
Florent Malouda pounced to score.
A minute later it only Ronnie Stam’s last-ditch tackle that prevented Didier Drogba from doubling Chelsea’s lead.
It still needed a crunching tackle from Terry to keep the lead intact in first-half injury time. Boselli allowed James ­McCarthy’s pass to run away from him slightly and Terry came across to snuff out the danger with a ruthless ­challenge.
But just two minutes into the second half it was game over.
John Obi Mikel may be a ­defensive midfielder, but the raking 40-yard pass he played to send Nicolas Anelka free down the right showed real vision.
There was still plenty for Anelka to do as he cut in but, despite the tight angle, he struck an unerring low shot into the far corner before Kirkland could set himself.
Anelka scored again in the 51st minute as Wigan began to collapse again.
Cech raced out from his ­penalty area to launch a punt down field that turned into the perfect pass for Malouda.
The Frenchman advanced before picking out Drogba with a far-post cross and ­although the striker ­misconnected with a volley, it skipped up off the turf for Anelka to nod over the line from point-blank range.
Wigan thought they should have had a penalty when Alex slid in to challenge N’Zogbia and the ball bounced up to brush the Cheslea defender’s arm, but referee Mike Dean was having none of it.
Seconds later, it was N’Zogbia vs Alex again and the outcome was the same, with the centre-back producing a brave block.
And when Boselli did beat Cech, nudging home the ­rebound after McCarthy’s ­deflected shot had come back off a post, his celebration was ended by an offside flag.
Substitute Salomon Kalou scored twice in the last 12 minutes to seal another emphatic win.
His first came in the 78th minute, when he stroked the ball into an empty net after Drogba had powered clear to set him up.
Then he leapt brilliantly to direct Cole’s left-wing cross past Kirkland in the final minute.
There was still time for ­substitute Yossi ­Benayoun to score his first Chelsea goal – a simple side-footed ­effort taken well to open his Blues ­account.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

west bromwich albion 6-0





Independent:

Drogba treble gets Chelsea in the groove

Chelsea 6 West Bromwich Albion 0: Ivory Coast striker gives champions a flying start as Albion fluff their lines on return to the top flight

By Mark Fleming at Stamford Bridge

It was as if the World Cup had never happened as Chelsea's star names came to the fore, having flopped for their countries on the biggest stage. Didier Drogba was a marginal figure for Ivory Coast, but here he was playing again with conviction and passion, scoring a hat-trick that provided remarkable symmetry with the end of last season, when he scored three goals in Chelsea's 8-0 demolition of Wigan that clinched the Premier League title on the final day.
Frank Lampard was also on the scoresheet for Chelsea with his 158th goal for the club, as if his ineffective displays for England in South Africa were just a bad dream.
John Terry was back to his assured best, although it must be said he barely had to break into a sweat to keep West Bromwich Albion at bay. And Florent Malouda's double helped him banish memories of France's farcical World Cup campaign. Nicolas Anelka, John Obi Mikel, Ashley Cole – across the pitch there were Chelsea players who had all experienced World Cups to forget.
Yet put them in a Chelsea shirt and they are different animals. As the fifth goal flew in, the Chelsea fans inside Stamford Bridge sang, "Top of the League, we're having a laugh", as the champions moved above Blackpool whose unlikely leadership of the division had lasted only a couple of hours.
The players are reportedly unhappy that Chelsea's owner, Roman Abramovich, has altered their bonus payments this season, scrapping the incentives for individual games but retaining payouts for every trophy they win. The chairman, Bruce Buck, appeared to confirm the change, saying: "It's a confidential matter but the new rules from Uefa require a club to balance its books. Every club has to adjust."
There was no sign on the pitch, however, that austerity is breeding discontent, as Chelsea took to the return of the Premier League with a relish that was far too much for the recently promoted West Bromwich.
The Chelsea manager, Carlo Ancelotti, played down the scoreline, saying: "They did their job, nothing special. This team can play and score a lot of goals, this is our job."
The performance went some way to answer questions that had been raised during pre-season. Chelsea have lost five senior players since winning the Double in May – Joe Cole, Michael Ballack, Ricardo Carvalho, Deco and Juliano Belletti – and a dismal run of four defeats in a row in pre-season, including last weekend's 3-1 loss to Manchester United at Wembley, had created a subdued atmosphere in the build-up to their title defence.
Any suggestions, though, that Ancelotti's side were off the pace were dispelled within six minutes. Malouda was fouled by Pablo Ibanez just outside the penalty area. Drogba's 29 League goals last season clearly earned him the right to have the first pop at goal and although his effort was fairly tame it was too much for West Bromwich's goalkeeper, Scott Carson, who fumbled the wet ball allowing Mikel to poke it to the waiting Malouda, who fired through the legs of Graham Dorrans.
A brief flurry from West Bromwich created a couple of chances. Dorrans' low, skidding shot caught a deflection off Terry and Petr Cech, who returned to the Chelsea line-up after a month out with a calf injury, saved down low. Roman Bednar thought he had beaten the offside trap and fired into Cech's goal, only for the effort to be rightly ruled out for offside.
Chelsea reasserted their authority just before half-time, when Drogba's free-kick found a gaping hole in the wall. Terry set up Chelsea's third, with a purposeful header from a Malouda corner that Youssouf Mulumbu cleared off the line, only for Drogba to pounce with typical tenacity.
There was a sense of the inevitable about Chelsea's fourth as Anelka passed to Cole who squared for Lampard to finish. The England midfielder was immediately withdrawn but the punishment did not cease for Albion, with Drogba completing another hat-trick with a shot that took a huge deflection off Gabriel Tamas. Malouda added his second, and Chelsea's sixth, in the final minute, pouncing on Anelka's through-ball to score off the inside of the post.
This was no way to welcome back the West Bromwich manager, Roberto Di Matteo, a Chelsea legend thanks to two FA Cup final-winning goals. Di Matteo, who was cheered by home fans, said: "It was great to see that they had not forgotten me, but I would have preferred to have got something for my team."

Attendance: 41,589
Referee: Mark Clattenburg
Man of the match: Drogba
Match rating: 8/10

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Observer:

Didier Drogba and Chelsea put West Brom to the sword

Chelsea 6 Malouda 6, Drogba 45, Drogba 55, Lampard 63, Drogba 68, Malouda 90
West Brom 0
Amy Lawrence at Stamford Bridge

When you have scored 103 goals and set a scoring record in your last season, it is generosity beyond the call of duty for your first opponents of this term to be doling out gifts. Scott Carson continued the fine traditions of post-modern England goalkeepers by panicking and spilling with all the grace of a Laurel and Hardy sketch. The season was only five minutes old and Chelsea were back in the old routine. The goal machine clicked back into gear.
Carlo Ancelotti wants his team to target a quadruple, and it spoke volumes for their capacity to focus that they cruised to a high-scoring victory and still had two or three gears in reserve. They were 3-0 up inside an hour without breaking sweat. Five up with more than 20 minutes to go. Didier Drogba helped himself to a hat-trick and two of the regular scorers, Frank Lampard and Florent Malouda, slipped back into the groove.
Ancelotti suggested it was less of a sign to the rest of the league than it was to the Chelsea squad themselves. "We had a difficult pre-season so it was a message to us. We did our job. Nothing special," noted the Italian master of understatement, apparently oblivious to the fact it is not every season that a team wins 6-0 on day one.
World Cup? What World Cup? For the likes of Drogba, Lampard and Malouda, all of whom endured grim disappointment of one kind or another in South Africa, the bad memories are blotted out by a return to winning ways, to cheerful supporters, to a much-loved coach and a style that they love and that loves them.
For Roberto Di Matteo, returning to his old stamping ground, it was frustrating to make his debut as a Premier League manager by watching his team do themselves no favours with slack defending. It took a mere five minutes for Chelsea to carry on where they left off, with a hell of a nose for sniffing out a goal. After Malouda had been tripped on the cusp of the area, Drogba sized up the free-kick in his white and luminous orange boots. He floated his set-piece ball over the wall and straight enough at the goalkeeper, but Carson looked shell- shocked as he parried meekly into the path of Mikel John Obi. A dinked pass invited Malouda to snaffle the season's opener for his club.
Six minutes before the break, Carson was again under the cosh from a free kick. This time, Lampard crashed the ball straight through the wall, he threw his hands in front of his face to block, and Malouda was first to the rebound. He headed over. Just before half-time, Drogba hovered over another dead ball, and the Chelsea fans in the Shed End started chanting "dodgy keeper".
There was not a huge amount Carson could do, however, as the wall crumbled. The shot slithered through a gap. Drogba celebrated.
West Brom could hardly have spent half-time talking about anything other than damage limitation. But Chelsea were able to puncture them again 10 minutes into the second half. Another set-piece – this time a corner – unnerved the West Brom rearguard. Although John Terry's glancing header was shuffled off the line by Youssouf Mulumbu, Anelka helped to scramble the ball to Drogba, who finished like all hungry strikers should. "The first three goals were bad," said Di Matteo. "We made mistakes at set pieces and we'll have to learn very quickly and improve very quickly. It was too easy."
Lampard gave Chelsea their first goal from open play. Anelka and Ashley Cole combined down the left to tee him up, and he slotted in neatly at the near post.
Five minutes later Drogba's arms were aloft to acclaim a hat-trick. A crashing drive ricocheted off Gabriel Tamas's head and Carson was plucking the ball out of his net once more. Malouda added a sixth with a crisp finish off the post in the last minute.
And with that flourish Chelsea won on the opening day for the ninth time in succession. Ominous? Naturally. Having finished 2009-10 with an 8-0 victory, Chelsea have scored 14 in two games.
As for West Brom, they have been involved in promotion or relegation in seven of the past nine seasons. You wouldn't bet on another change of scenery come May. Although, to give it some perspective, everyone in the Premier League knows Chelsea are capable of inflicting this damage routinely.
West Brom could hardly have endured a more testing opening game back among the big boys. The fixture computer has not been generous, throwing up visits to Stamford Bridge, Anfield, the Emirates and Old Trafford, as well as a home game against top-four newcomers Tottenham, in their first eight outings.
"It doesn't get tougher than that," said Di Matteo. "It would be tough for any club, never mind a newly promoted team like us. We have a home game next Saturday and hopefully we can bounce back and get our first points. Tomorrow is another day."

THE FANS' PLAYER RATINGS AND VERDICT

KAREN CHILDS, Observer reader

We have started this season as we finished last, in pretty good form. I didn't expect it to be that easy, and I was concerned before the game that certain players might not be fit, especially Drogba and Cech, and we hadn't had a good pre-season. But all doubts were wiped away, it was a great performance, good goals, good team play. They all played very unselfishly and with Lampard's goal, Ashley Cole could easily have scored himself. Will it all carry on from here? It could do - most of them looked sharp. The gap between the two teams on paper and on the pitch was huge. We were in a different league.

The fan's player ratings
Cech 7; Ferreira 7 (Ivanovic 60 7), Alex 7, Terry 8, Cole 8; Essien 8, Mikel 7, Lampard 8 (Benayoun 64 7); Anelka 7, Drogba 9 (Kalou 70 7), Malouda 8

TERRY WILLS,Baggies@yahoogroups.com

In the first half we played reasonably well but the second goal just before half-time killed the game and I have to say Scott Carson had a nightmare. In the second half we were never in it. You could tell by the body language it was hurting, but I thought we still played reasonably well although we never looked like shaking Chelsea. The difference in leagues showed today and by the end I was grateful it was only six. There were some reasonable individual performances, Dorrans had a fair game, so did Morrison and Jara. But nobody could really harm Chelsea and our defence definitely needs strengthening.
The fan's player ratings

Carson 3; Jara 5, Tamas 5, Ibáñez 6, Cech 5; Mulumbu 7, Brunt 5; Morrison 5; Dorrans 6 (Cox 67 6) Thomas 7 (Barnes 84 n/a), Bednar 5 (Miller 67 6)

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Telegraph:

Chelsea 6 West Bromwich Albion 0
Malouda (6, 90)Drogba (45, 55, 68)Lampard (63) (HT 2-0)
By Jeremy Wilson

Six goals, a hat-trick from Didier Drogba and immediately back on top of the league. As a statement of intent, this was so emphatic that some bookmakers are already quoting odds on Chelsea remaining at the summit of the Premier League all the way until May.
Half of Carlo Ancelotti’s outfield team were involved in torrid World Cup campaigns with England or France but, for 90 minutes, it was as if the summer never happened for Florent Malouda, Ashley Cole, John Terry, Nicolas Anelka and Frank Lampard.
After ending last season with respective 8-0 and 7-0 home thrashings of Wigan and Stoke, there was also a certain symmetry about beginning this campaign with a 6-0 thumping of West Bromwich Albion. Most ominously, Ancelotti believes his World Cup players remain around two weeks short of optimum fitness.
“This is a message for us because we had a difficult pre-season but now everything has come back to be OK,” he said. “We did our job, nothing special. The squad is complete.”
Reports that the players will be denied their usual win bonuses this season as part of a cost-cutting measure certainly had no tangible impact on the collective motivation. “To watch how they played, I think they are very happy,” Ancelotti said.
Yet Chelsea also continue to win football matches rather more easily than new friends. Having won the Double last season, Terry bullishly declared in his programme notes that a repeat of the most successful season in the club’s history was the “minimum” aim for this campaign.
Chairman Bruce Buck was even more daring in deciding to answer Joe Cole’s declaration that, in Liverpool, he was joining the biggest club in England. “Joe Cole has gone to a smallish club somewhere north of the M25,” he wrote.
Aside from the attempted humour, the more interesting point is the way Chelsea have seamlessly continued their form of last season despite the departures of Cole and four other senior players.
With Michael Essien again driving his team forward following knee ligament surgery, they were ahead within six minutes after Malouda was upended on the edge of the penalty area to present Drogba with a first sight of goal.
His free-kick was spilled by Scott Carson, with the rebound pounced upon by John Obi Mikel, who hooked the ball across the penalty area for Malouda to finish.
Roberto di Matteo, the West Brom manager, had been enthusiastically welcomed back to Stamford Bridge but could hardly have looked more depressed at the way the match had started. His team had clearly come with the principal objective of frustrating Chelsea by getting men behind the ball, but the early goal ensured there would have to be rather more adventure from his players, leaving space for Chelsea.
The second goal came from another free-kick. Drogba had looked too far from goal to offer any major danger, but his shot somehow went through the West Brom wall and then inside Carson’s near-post.
West Brom had not scored a league goal at Stamford Bridge since 1988 and offered only a sporadic threat before Drogba further extended Chelsea’s lead in the 56th minute from yet another set piece. Terry and Anelka had efforts blocked before Drogba scrambled the ball past Carson.
As well as Drogba, Lampard also continued his remarkable goal-scoring of last season by wrong-footing Carson after more excellent work from Malouda. Drogba’s long-range shot then took a cruel deflection off Gabriel Tamas and past Carson, with the rout completed when Malouda placed Anelka’s through-ball in off the post.


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Mail:

Chelsea 6 West Bromwich Albion 0: Didier Drogba fires hat-trick as rampant Blues warn rivals they want to keep their title

By Ian Ridley

Roman Abramovich is believed to have dispensed with the win bonuses at Stamford Bridge - perhaps taking advantage of the national mood for cuts - and the Chelsea owner's already highly-paid players should not complain when it comes to candy-from-kiddies games like this. Welcome back to the Premier League, West Bromwich Albion.
Newly-promoted Albion were washed away amid the heavy showers in west London last night as the Double holders resumed where they left off, with last season's Golden Boot Didier Drogba hitting a hat-trick as he had done when Chelsea clinched the title with an 8-0 win over Wigan.
Florent Malouda opened and closed the scoring, with Frank Lampard also netting in between. Poor Roberto di Matteo, forced to endure humiliation on his return as a manager to the venue he graced as a player.
And poor Blackpool. It may be ridiculously early for a league table, but Chelsea were not about to give the Premier League newcomers more than a few hours in the limelight. This without the incentive of extra remuneration, the slashing of which was all but confirmed by Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck.'It is a confidential matter,' he said, 'but the new rules from UEFA require a club to balance its books. Every club has to look at its expenses and adjust.'In his programme notes, Buck also joked about Joe Cole's move to 'a smallish club somewhere north of the M25', thus opening the jousting among the big clubs ahead of Liverpool's opener against Arsenal today and Manchester United's against Newcastle tomorrow.
It was certainly as if Chelsea had never been away. Rampant, swaggering, they shook off a poor pre-season, culminating in a 3-1 defeat by United in the FA Community Shield, to record their ninth consecutive opening-day victory and their ninth straight win over Albion in the Premier League. There was certainly a routine response from Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti. 'We did our job,' he said. 'It was nothing special.' And reports of disquiet among the players about losing bonuses? 'This is a matter between players and the owner. I think you saw from how they played that they are very happy.'
Any hope that Albion had rested with possible resentment among the Chelsea squad, along with their pre-season form, but that straw-clutching lasted just five minutes and 15 seconds.
After Pablo Ibanez had fouled Malouda 20 yards out, Drogba curled in the free-kick, which was spilled by Scott Carson. John Obi Mikel turned the ball back to Malouda who had a simple tap-in to give Chelsea the lead. Albion did offer brief resistance, with talented attacker Graham Dorrans forcing Petr Cech into a low save with a shot that skidded off John Terry. Roman Bednar did have the ball in the Chelsea net, but was just offside.
Albion thought they had made it to half-time just a goal behind when Malouda headed over a gaping goal, but the second arrived on the cusp of the interval, Drogba's free-kick allowed to penetrate a feeble wall and beat the scrambling Carson. The third arrived when Terry headed Malouda's inswinging corner goalwards. Youssuf Malumbu blocked it on the line but Drogba followed up in the melee to slam home.
Lampard claimed the fourth with the porous Albion defence carved apart by neat passing between Nicolas Anelka and Ashley Cole, who slipped the ball to his England colleague to tuck home from close range. It was Lampard's last action and soon Drogba joined him on the sidelines, but not before claiming his third.
Albion were unable to clear their lines properly and the Ivorian lashed home from 25 yards, though it needed a deflection off Gabriel Tamas. Malouda completed the rout after being put through by Anelka.
Di Matteo, accorded a good reception, was left to lament: 'It's good that they don't forget you but I would have preferred to have left with a result. You can see why they are champions.' And that was with Lampard and Drogba still not match fit and new signing Ramires to come. We await them at full strength, and stronger competition than West Bromwich, to see just how potent Chelsea really are this season.

MATCH FACTS Chelsea (4-3-3): Cech; Ferreira (Ivanovic 60min), Alex, Terry, Cole; Essien, Mikel, Lampard (Benayoun 64); Anelka, Drogba (Kalou 70), Malouda. Subs (not used): Hilario, Zhirkov, Sturridge, Van Aanholt. Booked: Ferreira.

West Brom (4-4-1-1): Carson; Jara, Ibanez, Tamas, Cech; Morrison, Malumbu, Brunt, Thomas (Barnes 84); Dorrans (Cox 67); Bednar (Miller 67). Subs (not used): Myhill, Olsson, Barnes, Miller, Reid, Shorey, Cox.

Referee: M Clattenburg (Tyne and Wear).

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NOTW:

IT'S RAINING CATS AND DROGS
Chelsea 6 West Brom 0
By Andy Dunn

AS JT so succinctly put it in his captain's programme notes, no Joe, Bally, Bella, Riccy or Deco*.
Quite. Good job, they've still got Lamps, Flo, Nic and the Big Fella.
Shorn of a handful of senior players but a very familiar Chelsea - ruthless destroyers of mediocre opposition.
New ponytail for Didier Drogba, same old bullying story.
Chelsea are not champions merely because they plunder heavily on flat tracks.
(And a wet-behind-the-ears West Brom on a wet surface provided for the flattest of tracks.)
But it sure does help.
Of the cartel of title challengers, few put the ordinary to the sword quite like Chelsea.
Three sevens and an eight here last season. Six yesterday.
Chelsea's goal record at Stamford Bridge reads like a bingo card.
That is because teams with the sort of limitations paraded by West Brom simply cannot cope.
Cannot cope with the intimidation of the specimen that is Drogba, with the speed of thought and body of Florent Malouda, with the relentless drive and excellence of Frank Lampard.
The platform is provided by the solidity of Terry - assured in his blue comfort blanket - and by the muscular industry of Michael Essien and Jon Obi Mikel.
With opposition ambitions so limited, players such as Ashley Cole and Nicolas Anelka provide the eye-pleasing adornments.
Parts of this Chelsea machine might have been removed - but only parts not key to its smooth, relentless running.
Obviously, more demanding tests lie ahead and when injury comes knocking, the quality of the younger players who will replace Joe, Bally, Bella, Riccy and Deco will be tested.
The first-choice XI, though, remains a true powerhouse.
Three for Drogba, two for Malouda, one for Lampard.
The trio of players who encapsulate Chelsea's qualities. Strength, speed, intelligence.
For all its vibrancy, it was almost depressingly predictable.
The no-easy-games brigade should watch this type of game before spouting their mantra of tosh.
There are easy games in the Premier League. Plenty of them. This was one.
Chelsea did not need the helping hand offered to them by Scott Carson.
Earlier in the day, Joe Hart had brought a premature end to the England goalkeeping debate.
He's No 1 in a field of one.
There will be no challenge from Carson, the man whose calamity against Croatia consigned him to semi-obscurity.
He won't even get the chance to join the retirement club.
Yes, Drogba found his footwear's sweet spot. Yes, a biblical shower hardly helped the handling cause.
But Carson was completely culpable, shovelling the strike on to Mikel whose blocked attempt was routinely converted into Chelsea's first goal of the season by Malouda.
Carson railed against his defenders - as goalkeepers, annoyingly, do - but, although the wall might have been undermanned, his was the only error.
At that point, few would have backed against a West Brom collapse and against the sort of technicolour rout that characterised last season's home form.
Roberto di Matteo's team, for a short while, resisted in the most commendable way - and the most effective way.
Bus-parking does not work against Chelsea, the simple ploy of keeping possession can.
Of course, Chelsea - with Essien making a low-key but effective return - were dominant but West Brom, particularly through Chris Brunt and Graham Dorrans, were as imaginative as they were industrious.
Still, Roman Bednar was never going to truly test the theory of Terry's deterioration and, defensively, West Brom look horribly vulnerable.
The basics would be a good starting point for remedial work. Such as building a wall out of human brick rather than human polystyrene.
Indeed, Chelsea's second was a mugging at the hole in the wall.
Again, Drogba's connection was meaty enough but it careered through a barrier that parted in sliding doors fashion.
Against Drogba, Carson has enough on his plate when he is sighted - when he is unsighted, he is helpless.
A Lampard free-kick also threatened to embarrass Carson but some late readjustment spared his blushes.
More pain, though, from set-pieces against a far from robust rearguard was always going to be inevitable.
So it proved when Terry's header from a corner was bundled off the line by Youssouf Mulumbu - but only into a knot of legs from which Drogba extricated himself to set his bid for this season's top-scoring accolade well and truly in motion.
Lampard, remember, caused that lip to quiver. He might challenge Drogba this season and opened his account with a routine finish from a routine Cole pass.
By now, West Brom had disintegrated and after Drogba's strike had taken a significant deflection off Gabriel Tamas, Malouda wrapped up his own casually brilliant display by giving Anelka's moment of unselfishness the finish it deserved.
And for those who keep tables at this time of the year, Chelsea went top of the league, pushing Blackpool aside.
See, not only prolific, quick and strong... ruthless and unromantic as well.
Same old Chelsea.

* JT: John Terry; Joe: Joe Cole; Bally: Michael Ballack; Bella: Juliano Belletti; Riccy: Ricardo Carvalho; Deco: er, Deco.

CHELSEA: Cech 6 - Ferreira 6 (sub 60: Ivanovic 6), Terry 6, Alex 6, Cole 7 - Essien 7, Mikel 6, Lampard 6 (sub 64: Benayoun 6)- Anelka 7, Malouda 8 - Drogba 9 (sub 69: Kalou 6).
SUBS NOT USED: Zhirkov, Sturridge, Van Aanholt, Hilario (gk).
WEST BROM: Carson 5 - Jara 5, Tamas 5, Ibanez 4, Cech 5 - Morrison 6, Mulumbu 6, Brunt 6, Thomas 5 (sub 84: Barnes 6) - Dorrans 6 (sub 66: Cox 6) - Bednar 6 (sub 66: Miller 6).
SUBS NOT USED: Olsson, Reid, Shorey, Myhill (gk) REF: M Clattenburg

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Express:

DIDIER DROGBA LEADS A GOAL DELUGE

CHELSEA 6 ,WEST BROM 0

RAMPANT Chelsea and hat-trick hero Didier Drogba started the new season exactly as they finished the old one – on top of the league.
They robbed fairytale Blackpool of that privilege last night with a demolition job on a West Brom side that simply could not handle the champions’ clinical finishing.
In their last six home Premier League games Chelsea have notched 33 goals and conceded just two.
And the truth is Chelsea went about their deadly business last night without really setting the place alight. But it was far too good for the Premier League new boys.
Poor Roberto Di Matteo. The Chelsea old boy, who now manages the Baggies, could not have had a worse return to Stamford Bridge.
It took little more than five minutes for Chelsea to demonstrate the difference between the top of the Premier League and the Championship that West Brom have just left.
They must have known how deadly Didier Drogba can be with free-kicks on the edge of the box but keeper Scott Carson couldn’t cope with his fierce strike.
The ball bounced out of Carson’s hands, John Obi Mikel got atouch and Florent Malouda was left with a gaping net to poke home Chelsea’s first of the season.
Malouda continued to be Chelsea’s main threat, scraping the post once, hitting it a second time and then heading over after Carson once again failed to hold a free-kick, this time from Frank Lampard.
It should already have been as good as over before Drogba got No 2 with a trademark free-kick in the final seconds of the first-half. But while Nicolas Anelka kept choosing to hit the ball backwards instead of forwards Albion always had a chance.
Chelsea had hardly cut them to ribbons. Both goals came from set pieces – and that’s precisely where Chelsea’s third came from 10 minutes into the second half.
Malouda floated over a tantalising corner that John Terry flicked on. It was cleared off the line by Mulumbu, but Drogba was lurking and lashed the ball into the net tp open th floodgates.
A fourth followed soon afterwards and, surprisingly, it was Chelsea’s first from open play.
Again it was Malouda who set up Frank Lampard and Chelsea’s talisman started making amends for his miserable World Cup summer with a cracker just inside the post.
Drogba will claim the fifth – and his hat-trick – which came on 66 minutes although the ball took a wicked deflection off Gabriel Tamas on its way into the net.
And it was fitting that the marvellous Malouda completed the rout at the death.
Di Matteo probably had his coat on already to make a quick exit.

MAN of the MATCH: Didier Drigba – It could have been Malouda but you can’t argue with Drogba’s glut of goals.

CHELSEA: Cech; Ferreira (Ivanovich 59th), Alex, Terry, Cole; Essien, Mikel, Lampard (Benayoun 64th); Anelka5, Drogba (Kalou 69th), Malouda.

WEST BROM: Carson; Jara, Tamas, Ibanez, Cech; Mulumba, Brunt; Morrison, Dorrans (Cox 68th), Thomas (Barnes 84th); Bednar (Miller 67th).
Ref: M Clattenburg Att: 41,589

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CHELSEA'S SIX GOALS SAY THEY WON'T GIVE UP TILE WITHOUT A FIGHT
By Tony Stenson

Chelsea 6 West Brom 0

DIDER DROGBA sent a chilling message that Chelsea won’t give up their title lightly.
He grabbed a hat-trick in a six-goal sizzler to start the new season exactly where they left the last one – on top of the league.
They robbed fairytale Blackpool of that privilege last night with the cruel demolition of a West Brom side that simply caved-in to the sort of clinical finishing they just weren’t prepared for.
Now Manchester United must pick up the baton against Newcastle tomorrow night.
The gauntlet has been thrown down by Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti.
And it left former Chelsea hero Roberto di Matteo clapping his hands both in anger and delight.
The Stamford Bridge old-boy would surely have preferred to have waited a little longer for his Stamford Bridge
return. Especially one like this!
The 100-plus Chelsea appearances he made with such distinction counted for nothing yesterday against a Chelsea side smarting from four consecutive pre-season friendly defeats.
It took little more than five minutes to hammer home the difference between the Premier League and the Championship.
They must have known how deadly Drogba can be with free-kicks on the edge of the box – but somehow it all escaped them.
The Ivory Coast hitman struck the dead ball in customary fashion right through the wall that was supposed to stop him.
Scott Carson couldn’t cope with the fierce strike and with John Obi Mikel getting in his way as he tried to retrieve the rebound, Florent Malouda was left with a gaping net to poke home Chelsea’s first of the season.
Not the sort of welcome back Di Matteo had been hoping for!
The game should have been over by half-time long before Drogba got the second with a trademark free-kick.
Chelsea had hardly cut the Baggies to ribbons – both goals coming from set-pieces.
Which is precisely where Chelsea’s third came from just ten minutes into the second half.
Poor Albion had been putting their backs into a comeback before Malouda struck again. This time he floated over a
corner that John Terry got his head to.
It was cleared off the line by Mulkumba, but Drogba was lurking and lashed it into the net.
A fourth followed soon after and believe it or not, it was Chelsea’s first from open play.
Needless to say Malouda set up Lampard and Chelsea’s talisman started making amends for his miserable summer
with a cracker just inside the post.
Drogba will probably claim the fifth – his hat-trick – on 66 minutes, but truth be told it took a cruel deflection off
Gabriel Tamas.
And marvellous Malouda completed the rout at the death.
Di Matteo probably couldn’t wait to get out of the place.
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has said he wants to cut down his win bonuses but if that was the message,
then it didn’t get through to the players.
Despite the scoreline Chelsea boss Ancelotti said: “It was nothing special. We just did our job. We can get better.
“If Roman has told the players he wants to cut bonuses then I do not know of it. But I did not see a side worried about bonuses.”

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